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Best jokes from Readers Digest
for those of you who do not get it.
I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the
break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch,
which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag. My co-worker stopped mid-bite and
stared at me, looking a little tense. When I pulled my sandwich out of the bag,
he sighed in relief. "What's the matter?" I asked him. "Uh,
nothing," he replied. "I was just beginning to think you really do eat
nails for lunch." -contributed by Avis S. Zaborwski
Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving
immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give
four-year-old Lizzie her needle. "No, no, no!" she screamed.
"Lizzie," scolded her mother, "that's not polite behavior."
With that, the girl yelled even louder, "No thank-you! No
thank-you!" -contributed by Carol Vartanian
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